|An Introduction to Horngoth
12 January 2003
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Root words in Orkish are one syllable long. They are either a consonant + vowel + consonant, vowel + consonant, or consonant + vowel. The initial consonants are:
sh, d, r, b, th,k,m,p,t,l,k,gh,z,g,n,h,s,thr,kr, gl, sk, dh, zh, kh (24)The vowels are:
a, i, o, u, ai, au, â,û (8)The letter 'o' is quite rare in Orkish. The final consonants are:
sh, d, r, b, th, k, m, p, t, l, k, gh, z, g, n, h, s, ls, rs, lz, ng, sk, zg,mb,mp,rz (26)Thus, the total number of CVC root words is 24 x 8 x 26, the total number of CV roots are 24 x 8, and the total VC roots are 8 x 26, for a grand total of 5392 roots.
Bukra clan(s), tribe(s)
Horngoth Orkish is the language spoken by mûd Orc bukra of the Southwest United States. Horngoth, by the way, roughly corresponds to the English term 'cowboy', so "Horngoth Orkish" is "Cowboy Orkish".
Grammar Note: Horngoth Orkish has a simple construction, usually consisting of verbs and nouns only, with an occasional invective and adjective.
-at in order to (verb suffix)
Throk eat (verb)
Ushd use (verb)
The basic Horngoth sentence is a string of nouns and verbs, with the occasional interjection of contempt or perhaps an adjective or two. Orcs prefer to use simple parts of speech, and so their sentences are painfully simple. They prefer to avoid prepositions where possible, and speak as plainly as possible. For instance, instead of saying:
The man ate the meat with the forkAn Orc would say:
Shara ushdat baug throk âps.Literally, "Man uses fork in-order-to eat meat".
This is a very debased use of a Black Speech (BS) derivative, but typical of the way Orcs talk. It is sort of like a creole language with one parent and several siblings (all the various Orc dialects out there are based on BS).
Another sample of Orkish, with slightly better grammar, would be the canonical:
Uglúk u bagronk sha pushdug Saruman-glob búbhosh skai!Or, literally, "Ugluk [go-]to cesspool with stinking Saruman-fool great gah!"
To Begin Writing Horngoth: Write simple sentences, using nouns and verbs from the wordlists, using whatever form works best. Generally, Subject-Verb-Object is the best basic form, but of course Orcs generally don't care much about following conventions.
Brus have (verb)
Zamal that (relative clause marker)
One recently discovered dialect from Sweden ('Svartblod') has resulted in the assimilation of many, many root words. Du, Horngoth 1500+ ghashan, bughun 1000 ghashan. Zamal amukh Svartblod, Horngoth brus bughun 1000 ghashan Svartblod, agh 2500 gashan. Nar!
Commands: To issue commands in Horngoth Orkish, use the basic verb stem, optionally with the 'intentive' suffix -at.
Da I (first person singular pronoun)
Dak We (first person plural)
Nâkh take (verb)
Skâ go (verb)
-ug verb suffix: progressive tense (-ing)
-ul verb suffix: 3rd person
-ûk pluralizer suffix
Ugl kill (verb)
Remember, pluralizers are often omitted in Orkish; number can be determined from context. Also, pronouns are optional, too, since person can also be determined from context.
Skâ! Go!Alternately, the response to the above commands may be simply
Da skâug. I'm going.
Uglatulûk! Kill them all!
Uglug. [I'm] killing [them all].
Nâkhat dulug. Take [the] weapon.
Nâkhug. [I'm] taking [it].